someday you'll realise

Tuition was really boring,
Just that the thunders were freaky.
as they were soooo loud.
anyway, was just talking to michelle and looking at some stuff,
all of a sudden something came to me :)
So here goes, I'm really sorry if any offense is taken.
So i'll apologize first :D

a life of an ah-lian :
"oh, i'm so obsessed with myself.
come see my blurred face
I blurred it cos i didn't want anybody to see my ugly pimples!
And my hair covers all my pimples.
Oh,see me in lowcut shirts and super high shorts.
( I stuff tissue in my bras to make my boobs look bigger )
i try not to wear my specs to look prettier.
somehow my eyes look like they aren't there.
just two small black dots on my face.
and by the way, Did i tell you all?
i love twits and being a twit
but i deny it cos i don't want people to think i'm a twit
especially my enemy( but i try to act as if she's my best friend!)
if not she'll go around saying i'm a twit
which i don't want a guy to know, if not he'll not like me!
but i think he knows!
and seducing him can make him like me!
so, i wear my super duper short shorts(they can only cover my buttocks)
Sometimes, i pull my shorts real high such that
it seems like my shirt is only there!
And i think i'm so super hot.
Like sssssssss But not hot enough for that guy.
So i try and wear super low cut shirts
i keep editing photos, and try to remove my pimples on my face.
and i take so many pictures of myself! I just love seeing myself so sexy.
and i make sure that guy see's my sexy self.
i can have so many photos of myself till my whole folder of it hangs.
by the way, i love to talk like this.
I ai you! if not mi1eX LuRrB3x eu3 woRhQ!"

Ok, thats not me:) just happened to think about ahlians and twits!
and it's a joke :D but some parts of it are partially true
of what twits do :D
sorry to those twits out there :(
I feel bad myself.